A Christmas Story Drinking Game Rules

A Christmas Story Drinking Game: Triple Dog Dare You To Play!

Okay, picture this: the fire’s crackling, the Christmas tree is twinkling, and the Parker family is up to their usual holiday shenanigans on the TV screen. What could make this scene even better? Well, how about a A Christmas Story drinking game? This isn’t just about sipping eggnog, friends. This is about diving headfirst into the movie, laughing your socks off, and maybe, just maybe, getting a little tipsy in the process. We’re going to go beyond the basic sip-when-Ralphie-wants-a-gun. We are talking about a full-blown, rules-packed, laughter-guaranteed event. So, grab your favorite beverage (spiked or not – we don’t judge), get cozy, and let’s get started!

The Basics: Getting Started

Before we dive into the nitty-gritty, let’s cover the basic setup. First, you’ll need a copy of A Christmas Story. It doesn’t matter if it’s a DVD, streaming on a service, or even on old VHS tape if you’re feeling extra retro. Second, assemble your crew. This game is best played with friends and family who love the movie as much as you do. Third, choose your drinks. Beer, wine, cocktails, or non-alcoholic beverages, anything goes. Remember, drink responsibly! This is meant to be fun, not a competition to see who can handle the most. Now that we’re all set, let’s talk about the rules!

Classic Rules: The Sip-Sip-Hooray Moments

These are the bread and butter of any A Christmas Story drinking game. The moments in the movie that scream for a drink. You will need to take a sip when you observe these iconic moments in the movie. These are the obvious triggers. Here are some of the essential, must-have rules to play with:

• Ralphie Wants a BB Gun: Every single time Ralphie mentions, hints at, or stares longingly at a Red Ryder BB gun, take a sip. This should keep you busy during the first half of the movie, considering that’s his main mission.
• “You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out!”: This classic line is practically begging to be a drinking game trigger. Anytime anyone says “You’ll shoot your eye out!”, take a sip. Make sure everyone is paying attention, because this phrase comes up more times than you might think.
• The Leg Lamp: The infamous “major award” is a goldmine for our purposes. Every time the leg lamp is on-screen, take a sip. Double sip if someone refers to it as “fragile.”
• Fudge: Every single time you hear the word “fudge”, make sure you are taking a sip of your drink.
• Scut Farkus’s Face: When you see Scut Farkus and his evil yellow eyes, take a sip. Two sips if he’s bullying someone. This happens enough to make your drink level go down.
• The Soap in the Mouth: The dreaded soap punishment is another great trigger. When Ralphie gets a mouthful of soap, take a sip. And a bonus sip if he’s spitting it out.
• Ohhhhhh Fudge: This is one of the most hilarious moment in the whole movie, when Ralphie drops the ‘F-bomb’ in front of his dad, make sure you take a drink in this situation.
• Chinese Restaurant Scene: Every time you see the Chinese waiters or listen to their hilarious singing, make sure you sip your drinks.
• Pink Bunny Suit: When you see Ralphie in his pink bunny suit, don’t forget to drink.
• The Bumpus’s Dogs: Take a sip when you see or hear the Bumpus’s dogs, and take two sips if they are chasing around.

Intermediate Rules: Upping the Ante

Okay, those were the basics. But we’re here to make things interesting, right? Let’s kick this up a notch with some intermediate rules that add a little extra zing to the game.

• The Old Man’s Shenanigans: When the Old Man is wrestling with the furnace, fiddling with the leg lamp, or generally being a bit of a grump, take a sip. This happens so often that it might be a challenge to keep pace.
• The Little Orphan Annie Decoder Pin: Every time this decoder pin is referenced, take a sip. You may forget that it was a very important part of the story.
• Ralphie’s Daydreams: When Ralphie drifts off into his imaginative daydreams (the cowboy showdown, the hero saving his family) take two sips. His daydreams are just classic.
• The Schoolyard Shenanigans: Every time the kids are interacting in the school, take a sip. If someone is getting bullied, then you have to drink two sips.
• The Christmas Presents: When a character opens a present, take a sip. Two sips if they are surprised or disappointed.
• The “I Can’t Put My Arms Down!” Moment: This classic moment deserves a special rule. Every time Ralphie tries to put down his arms, take two sips.
• Any Tongue-Sticking Scenario: Every time someone sticks their tongue to the frozen pole, or tries to do it, take a sip of your drink.

Advanced Rules: For the True A Christmas Story Connoisseur

Alright, you’ve mastered the basics and intermediate rules. It’s time for the advanced game. If you are a big A Christmas Story fan and want to fully engage in your drinking experience, these are the rules for you:

• The “He Looks Like a Pink Nightmare!” Rule: Anytime someone directly refers to the pink bunny suit as “a pink nightmare” or expresses a similar sentiment, take three sips.
• When Someone Complains About the Cold: The cold plays a big role in the movie. Every time someone complains about being cold, take a drink.
• The Sound of Breaking Glass: Any time you hear the sound of breaking glass, take a sip, especially if it involves the Old Man’s prized possessions.
• The Old Man’s Car Problems: Every time the Old Man has trouble with the car, take a sip of your drink. It seems like that car doesn’t want to work.
• When Mother Parker is Cooking: If you see Mother Parker busy in the kitchen, preparing for Christmas, make sure you take a drink.
• The Sound of the BB gun: Every single time you hear the sound of the BB gun, take a sip.
• Any Time a Character Gets Hurt: Whenever a character is hurt, make sure to sip your drinks.
• When Ralphie’s Mom Protects Him: If you observe that Ralphie’s mom is trying to save Ralphie from something, make sure you take a drink.

Bonus Rules: Just For Fun

Sometimes, you just need some extra rules to keep things exciting. Here are a couple of bonus rules that you can add to the game:

• The “Double Dog Dare” Rule: When someone says “double dog dare,” everyone takes a sip.
• The “Triple Dog Dare” Rule: If you are feeling brave, when someone says the iconic “triple dog dare,” everyone finishes their drinks!

Safety First: Drink Responsibly

Before we get too carried away, remember to drink responsibly. This game is all about having a good time, not about who can drink the most. Make sure to have plenty of water and snacks on hand. Take breaks when needed and most importantly, pace yourselves. If you’re planning on playing this game with some strong drinks, consider having a designated driver. The most important thing is that you enjoy the company of your friends and family, and the beautiful magic of A Christmas Story.

Customizing Your Game

The rules I shared with you aren’t set in stone! Feel free to adjust them based on your preferences, your audience, and your drinking capabilities. Want more leg lamp action? Make it two sips instead of one. Think the Old Man deserves more attention? Add another rule just for him. You have full power to customize the game as you wish. You can even create your own rules, based on your own personal favorite parts of the movie. It’s your game, do it your way.

Making it a Tradition

Once you play this game once, you’ll want to make it a yearly tradition. Watching A Christmas Story is a must for many families, so why not add a fun drinking game to spice things up? It’s the perfect way to create new memories with your loved ones while revisiting an old favorite. The movie always brings back the charm of Christmas season, the memories of childhood, and the importance of family. This drinking game is sure to enhance those feelings even further. Whether you’re celebrating with a group of friends or a cozy gathering with family, this game will surely be a highlight of your holidays.

So, gather your friends, pop in your favorite copy of A Christmas Story, and prepare for an evening of laughs, memorable moments, and maybe just a little bit of holiday cheer. Remember to always drink responsibly and make sure to enjoy your time with loved ones! The movie is a classic for a reason, and this drinking game can make it even more enjoyable. Now go forth and enjoy your A Christmas Story drinking game!